Leaving a job can be tough in the stupidest ways. You might hate 99 out of 100 things, but the one thing you like is always really, really good. For example, unless you're a total dick, you're going to make lasting friendships, and unless you've not a shred of humility, you will probably learn at least something.
Meh..
I am cursed to forever hate my jobs. There are people that are built to serve humanity, meant to revel in their communities, to build families and payday based friendships that last for decades. People that thrive off positive reinforcement and who's true joy comes from making everyone's life easier in a their own unique, quiet way.
I want the same things, but I want to be loud about it. Loud and selfish. I want you to think I'm awesome because I'm totally fucking awesome and it's undeniable. I want you to make your life better by being awesome. I want to be your friend because I'm awesome, and I want to share that with you and make your life better for having known me because I just make everything fucking awesome. I don't want to do that in an office, I don't want to do it while serving you a coffee, and I sure as fuck don't want to do it on a pole. Fuck, is that too much to ask???
I have known for a while now that jobs with bosses and paydays and lunch breaks are never going to work for me, and I'm too old and fat to start stripping. So, here's a video of me doing stand up comedy:
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